Saturday, December 22, 2007

While I Am At It...



Three blind mice,

Three blind mice,

See how they run,

See how they run!

They all ran after the farmer's wife

She cut off their tails with a carving knife

Did you ever see such a sight in your life

As three blind mice?



I love nursery rhymes. I was doing a little Christmas Shopping today (yes I capitalized the whole thing. It is like its own holiday...I don't know how many people bail out on work in the middle of the day to go shopping, but that is another post.) So I passe this company called The House of Blinds. The logo of this company is a blind mouse, and it got me to singing. As I thought about it, I wondered, isn't this a song we teach our yungins to sing in rounds? What a twisted song...Once again, if Marilyn Manson could only sing it. Would that be a song that you would want to use as a lullaby? A tale of three rabid vermin chasing after a psycho woman who is noted for cutting things off that she shouldn't? I think we could have a little fun with this. Bring it up to the 21st Century... I see it now, and here is the new title, "3 Varmints & The Crazy Lady"...movie right have been sold.


4 comments:

Starrlight said...

I *almost* feel badly for that trainwreck. Then I remember she marketed her underage tits and knew what she was getting into. Then I shrugged and say screw her.

Whitney said...

I actually can't stop laughing! Now Britney would definitely be the perfect person for the dark movie of Three Blind Mice. Now if only you could make a trailor of this movie.....

Just Lindsey said...

I expect a full trailer from you by the end of the day....STAT....STAT....

JoshB. said...

RAD!